Not With a Bang But With a Whimper

No horror, no implied tenticle sex, no hacking off of limbs and very little whacking. There is, however, a strange numbering system and lots of DVD extras. Quite sad. In this story House goes too far, pays the price and it is up to Wilson to help bring him back: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3045997/1/ Very long. Strong House/Wilson friendship - and an OC rat with no name.


In The Mouth Of Madness

I wrote this little story called Weird Creepy Rehab Story: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3261112/1/ Nice and short.

The lovely Alex51324 read Weird Creepy Story and decided that House really needed to get better so he wrote this brilliant story called Post Trauma: http://alex51324.livejournal.com/20579.html Very long.

I decided that what House really needed was 1950's B Grade movie villains walking out of their films, implied tenticle sex, evil since the dawn of time... that sort of thing - and wrote a horror story called In The Mouth of Madness:

“That one,” said Luersson pointing to the picture. “That’s the one I want. He’ll be fun. There’s no point to it if it isn’t fun,” he says.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3275918/1/ 


One Blind House

“You can see,” said Cuddy incredulously.

“Of course he can’t,” hissed Wilson.

“I heard that.” House waggled the whiskey bottle he was holding at the television. “That… is a vicious rumour, spread by malcontents and Chase.”

See how he runs:  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2993920/1/  Middling length and Cameron gets to play the part of a seeing eye labradoodle. Strong House/Wilson friendship. 



Quickies... (200 - 2000 words)


A Tale of Two Bastards

Finally I can say HouseSLASHWilson. House's dad finds out he is gay: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3279853/1/ Written for Crypty's House and Wilson fest (2007). No TEH HAWT man sex unfortunately.


Dream Jimmy

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2971161/1/ A very short exploration of House and Wilson's screwed up friendship.

But if you think that was too short the lovely Blackmare expanded it: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3408001/1/


Pass The Pretzels

Sometimes a friendship can last a very long time: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3015392/1/ More House and Wilson bestest bestest buds...


Game, Set and Match

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3247220/1/ Tritter wins, but House makes his mark on the world in more than one way.


He Was Right

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3291384/1/ Tritter wins, but House also wins in the end too.


That about covers all the depressing stories. For the fun ones check out the Happy Zany stories and the Zombie Lurve links - and The Contractverse.